english teacher là gì - Nghĩa của từ english teacher
english teacher có nghĩa làA person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did. ExampleFor instance: "the curtains were blue"What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on." What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue." english teacher có nghĩa làA loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony ExampleDamn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.english teacher có nghĩa làsomeone who teaches english class Example1. english teacher: ok class, today we are going to watch a movie of the book we just read and fill out a sheet comparing the two. there is also a worksheet on how to compare books to movies.2. A.english teacher: you really need to make your writing stronger student: how can i do that? english teacher: you can turn it in to me again on saturday at 11:59 pm for a 10% grade deduction B.english teacher: i was surprised that your writing was so good this time. maybe it was a little too good. student: wtf?? english teacher:i think you used another source for this essay student: uh, no i wrote this essay english teacher: please credit secondary sources C.english teacher: i think you dont take this class seriously and you make me and my class into a joke student: no i spend hours writing my essays for your really hard class and i dont make fun of the class, i just make jokes when were not doing anything and theyre not about you or this class english teacher: please take this class more seriously and dont make fun of my poster that says "i dont even think straight" and has a rainbow on it student: umm... i have never made fun of that (but i could if i wanted to) D.student: have a nice weekend mr. ______ english teacher: *grunts* english teacher có nghĩa là1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word. 2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought. (usually they are both 1 and 2) Example1. It was kinda windy todaynormal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur! english teacher có nghĩa làWill analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course. ExampleMy English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.english teacher có nghĩa làMost of them are sad communists. ExampleBilly: "Hey Johnny, how's it going today?"Johnny: "Nothing much, but my english teacher played the soviet national anthem all through class" english teacher có nghĩa làThe process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it. ExampleMate what did u get for the essay internal? I got a Achieved.What, you said u would get top marks. It got English-teachered... english teacher có nghĩa làEmpty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it. ExampleToday my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.english teacher có nghĩa làworst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason ExampleCameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathingRick : same english teacher có nghĩa làEvery single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English. Example"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that.""Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers." |