lawyers là gì - Nghĩa của từ lawyers
lawyers có nghĩa làSomeone who studies or practises Law, usually a member of the legal prfession as either a solicitor or barrister. very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people. Example"Look at that dead lawyer in Northern Ireland that was shot for supporting the wrong side, thank god there's one less of them!" - a stupid personlawyers có nghĩa làTo pwn someone with evidence. ExampleBarney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.Marshall: You really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered! lawyers có nghĩa làA student in the laws of a sovereign body. To become a lawyer one must study the basics of the law for a specified period than pass a difficult proficiency examination. ExampleTo me a lawyer is basically the person that knows therules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box. I think one of the fun things for them is to say, "objection." "Objection! Objection, your Honor." Objection, of course, is the adult version of, "Fraid not." To which the judge can say two things, he can say, "overruled" which is the adult version of "Fraid so," or he could say, "sustained," which is the adult version of "Duh." - Jerry Seinfeld lawyers có nghĩa làTo win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal ExampleOh Neil I lawyered you so hard therelawyers có nghĩa làA zealous advocate acting as an agent for a client. The duty to the client is a fiduciary duty, the highest duty the law can impose. As a result of this duty a lawyer is required to obtain extensive knowledge of the law along with a high level of legal research and analysis skills. Another result of the fiduciary duty is that the attorney must act in the client's best interest regardless of personal interests or moral objections. The lawyer must use any tool given by the law to ensure the most attractive outcome for the client, including technicalities and vague language. ExampleLawyers are often criticized for the duties they are bound to uphold. Lawyers are also criticized for following poorly written laws that they are bound to follow, created by the legislative branch of government, which represents the people.Lawyers are the people's most important defense against governmental and private intrusions on personal and property rights. Lawyers knowledge of the law makes abuse of their duties especially dangerous to a society that relies on them. lawyers có nghĩa làA white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it. ExampleTYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga. Alexander:He be needin a laywer. TYRONE: Nigga, what? A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad. TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm aksin nicely to take it easy on dis nigga" "Lawyer Commercial*Some lawyer sounding voice: Here at Wilson in Wilson we know how it be for a nigga. Haters don't think it be like it is, but it do. But we do. I'm Greg Wilson, and I'll be your white guy. TYRONE: Da fuuu...? lawyers có nghĩa làabout 99% of them are greedy and ignorant ExamplePerson: Yea im considering on becoming a doctorPerson's Friend: cool, well i want to become a lawyer Person: Have fun in Hell, lawyers suck lawyers có nghĩa làA group of harlequins and sharlitins who use the legal system to con and scam people out of huge some of money, such as £200 for a 50 word letter. ExampleI not going to pay those Laywers another penny.lawyers có nghĩa làThe act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks. ExampleNikki was the best at lawyering.She went to work to do some lawyering. All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills. lawyers có nghĩa làWhen the crimes you commit are so bad that your lawyer needs to get a lawyer. Example"My lawyer's lawyer said he can get my lawyer off so my lawyer should be in court for me." "Your lawyer's lawyer? What the hell did you do?" "Pissed on some Russian prostitutes, a little nepotism, raw dogged a porn star and lied about it, I am slumlord, used my political connections to profit personally, signed off on people using tax dollars to fund their personal trips, wrote down shit on some pieces of paper and forced others to live by it , tried to sue people who called me names after I verbally attacked them, I haven't paid taxes in 10 years, fired some asshole who kept trying to investigate me and my friends, grabbed a few random women by their pussies - hey they like it - , watched some teenage girls get undressed, sure as fuck am not renting my houses to black people, sold some fake diplomas to a few dumbasses, hired some undocumented pollocks in the 80's, rigged some gambling machines in my casinos, some jackasses claim I didn't pay them, a few fraudualant realestate deals, bought my own books with campaign dollars and kept the royalties, smuggles some models into the country so I could bang them - even married one of them, set up some tax dodging foundations, remember that Cuba embargo I bitch about that last jackass lifting - I totally violated it in the 90's, and I conspired with a government known to be an enemy of our country to influence federal elections. Nothing too bad, I don't know what they are bitching about." |